Pink Slip For An Insubordinate Employee

Send this out right away.

Why don’t we just fire him?

Donald Trump: YOU’RE FIRED.

He’s the apprentice who didn’t work out. He’s the failed employee, the guy who couldn’t or wouldn’t do his job.

Personally, I think he’s losing his marbles. But either way, he must go.

THIS Should Be One of Our Demands

Why are we asking for impeachment? Why are we “asking” for anything.

We should be TELLING. We are the bosses and they — all government officials — are employees. We can fire the tyrant at will. If he doesn’t like it, he can bitch to the union.

It’s time for him to clean out the Resolute Desk. We need to have Federal Marshals escort him out of the building.

Oh, and those Federal Marshals who arrested that judge — at the behest of the tyrant? We need to have a word with them.

Federal Marshals: see me. Signed: The American People.

So, let’s make this clear. We aren’t “asking” for impeachment. We aren’t “requesting” that the tyrant resign.

We are firing him. Effective immediately.

What If He Doesn’t Leave?

Then, we must send people to remove him. He’s getting off easy. He’s a criminal and all we are doing is taking away his job.

He should be grateful.

But his feelings aren’t our concern. The Federal Marshals must do their jobs. We are sending them and they, too, are our employees. They, too, can be fired until we find someone who is competent and capable of doing the work required.

Certainly, SOME of our employees must be paying attention? Certainly SOME can carry out the wishes of The People and do their jobs to preserve and protect and defend The Constitution — as WE WROTE INTO THEIR CONTRACTS.

However, these are unusual times. We understand that additional steps may need to be taken.

If the employees cannot operate the factory, we will shut down the plant. The whole shebang. Like a general strike.

You think I’m kidding? This has happened before. Many times.

The People of Serbia shut down Milosevic and his tyrannical regime.
The People of Romania shut down Ceaușescu and his tyrannical regime.
The People of Poland shut down Jaruzelski and his tyrannical regime.
The People of The Philippines shut down Marcos and his tyrannical regime.

The People of The United States are impatient, and restless. They are already in the streets. They are already saying no.

We have begun the process of firing the tyrant. We just need to finish the job. Get HR on the line.